LOL Trip

1. Name of a friend do you think the most "plastic".

irene hs friend.

2. Name of a friend who dance worst.

marjorie hs din

3. Name of a friend has the worst BO.

wla ata ako friend may BO

4. How many boyfriends do you have before?

15???

5. Worst person when drunk.

ako cguro hehe sis ko (bdtrip ako dun pag lasing)

6. Craziest thing you did when drunk.

gumapang sa buhangin

7. Name of a friend who are feeling gwapo.

wla ata

8. Name a friend who is feeling maganda.

wla din

9. Have you ever tried to cheat in a relationship?

yes dati un

10. Name a friend do you think is crazy over you.

norgene bwisit!!

11. Korniest friend.

wla naman

12. Name a friend of the same sex you have a crush on.

Analyn Olaes

13. Age when devirginized.

20

14. Which illegal drugs have you tried before?

none yosi lang eh hehehe

15. Cellphone’s last message in inbox (complete message)

tita po b kyo ni jasmin?

16. When was the last time you pleasured (sexually) yourself?

last year bf ko p asawa ko ( d ko gets)

17. When was the last time you watch or see porn?

last week, accidentally when i cheked my husband’s cp. Hehe

18. Have you ever been offered money by a DOM?

yah thru chat, bgla nlng may ng ym. pero just offer d ko n pinansin.

19. Name of your friend who you sexually fantasize with.

wla tlga

20. Craziest place you’ve done it? (sex)

car hehe ex ko

21. The greatest amount you made "kupit".

hundreds lang, kick bak d ko n matandaan

22. Name 5 friends and give me the corresponding animal to each and why.

diesel - dugong kc big cya

jef - pagong kc tagal kumilos

king - garfield hehehe

d ko n lam.

23. Have you ever been sexually harassed or raped?

muntik na, bf ng friend ko last hs

24. Bad encounter w/ a close friend.

d kmi nagpansinan ni king last summer co outing dahil lang sa pera and misunderstanding.

25. Did you ever try an oral sex w/ someone?

wla pramis

26. Do you have a naked picture of yourself or planning to have one?

hahaha wla eh, wlang K mag hubad

27. Cheapest gift you ever received and from who?

d ko n matandaan

28. How long is you hubby’s *****?

d ko lam promise.. d ko n binubusisi bout dun heheh

29. Ever had a "show" in yahoo chatroom?

no

30. If ever had a chance, what part of your body you want to change?

ung skin ko

31. Have you ever seen any of your friend’s genital organ and to whom?

wla.. c king yaw mag pakita hehehe

32. Name a friend do you think has a secret affair with someone.

c charles

33. Name of a friend you hated most.

norgene

34. Name of a friend that you think is a closet gay/lesbian.

ryan??

35. Do you think that Menchie is a lesbian?

obvious naman

36. Name of a friend that you think is cheating with his bf/gf.

c cy dulaca dati

37. Last guy you sleep with and had sex with and when?

asawa ko lng

38. Have you ever tried or plan to have one night stand w/ the same sex?

no

39. Name a couple friend do you think their relationship will not last.

charles

40. Who do you want to see in PATTS sex scandal video?

kerk hahhaa

Damn the world ang daming mapangpanggap na tao. Hindi ko na alam kung sinong totoo at kung sinong hindi. Bakit ikaw pa na mahal ko ang gagawa nito sa akin. Bakit ako pang napili mong lokohin? Ano bang mahalaga sayo? Bakit mo ako nasaktan. Sana hindi na lang kita minahal, if i could only turn back the time, hindi na lang sana kita minahal. Hindi na lang. I feel cold, my hands are cold. I don’t know what’s next, nor should i say i don’t know who you are. If you could only feel my bitterness inside, all my love now turns into one hellish hate. I might kill you. If God can’t give me an answer to all my questions, baka hindi ko na makilala pati sarili ko. All my prayers gone into curses. God forgive me. Matututunan kong mga gawain mo. Lahat magbabayad. Lahat ng tao nasa paligid ko madadamay. Matututunan kong maging mapagkunwari. Hindi mo rin mapapansin na i hate you, dahil all you can see is a lie beginning now. Pagsisihan mong nakilala mo ako. You will curse each letter of my name sa oras na maghiganti ako. Bawat pagpikit mo makikita mo ako. I’ll make you suffer each hour until the day you die.

Meron naman po akong isi-share sa inyo about naman po sa experience ko habang natutulog po ako. Yup habang natutulog, nag sleepwalk po kasi ako nung bata ako. Totoo po ang sleepwalking dahil personal kong na experience at witness pa ang mommy ko. Between 12-15 years po ito nangyari sa akin. Sa naresearch ko maraming cause ang sleepwalking. Ang alam ko ay may konting lagnat ako nung araw na yon at nagtake ako ng medication at natulog. Hapon naganap ang lahat at hindi ko po maikikwento ang full details dahil tanging mommy ko lang ang nakakaalam noon at hindi ko na naitanong sa kanya gawa na ren ng embarassment. Ang alam ko nagising na lang ako nasa loob ako ng banyo. Bukas ang pinto ng banyo. Nakahubo na ako. May hawak ako ng tabo. At basa na buong katawan ko. Palagay ko ay nagising ako sa pagbuhos ko ng tubig sa sarili ko. Inabot na lang ng mommy ko ang brief ko at mga damit na un pala ay sa kwarto pa lang namen ay hinubad ko na raw which usually at that age meron na tayong hiya kahit pa sa harap ng nanay naten hindi tayo makakapaghubad kaya naman sinundan nya ako hanggang makarating ng banyo. Sinabi ko sa kanya na hindi ko alam kung paano ako nakarating sa banyo at nagawa ko lahat ng iyon habang tinutuyo nya ang buhok ko ng tuwalya. Buti na lang den at kaming dalawa lang ang tao noon sa bahay dahil talagang nakakahiya.

Nainspired akong gumawa ng short story noong highschool ako about sa somnambulism o sleepwalking. Pinadala ko yung story ko sa Pilipino Star Ngayon dahil may section sila na pwedeng magpadala ng short novels ang mga readers. Hindi ko alam kung napublish o hindi. Gagawin ko ulet ung story kong yon at ipopost ko dito sa blog ko kaya wait nyo lang po yun.

Dear Kerk, Gusto ko lang i-share sa’yong blog at sa mga readers mo ang nakakatuwang karanasan ko sa pagbili ng condom. Nagbibinata pa lang ako kaya naman napaka-curious ko sa mga bagay lalo na sa mga may kinalaman sa sex. Isang araw bigla ko na lang naisip na subukang bumili ng condom, para maranasan ko kung paano ba to gamitin. Inisip ko una kung saan kaya ako makakabibili nito, at kung pagbibilhan ba ako. Kung sa botika naman nakakahiya at sa edad ko mukhang hindi ako pagbibilhan. Kung sasabihin ko naman pinabili lang sa akin ay siguradong hindi maniniwala yung tindera. Talagang nakakahiya pero gusto ko talagang subukang bumili ng condom. Di nagtagal nakapunta ako sa isang malaking grocery. Nakakita ako ng mga condom na sa shelves lang nakalagay. Sa loob loob ko eto na ung chance na makabili ako. Una tinignan ko kung saan ko pedeng bayaran. Maraming counters ung grocery. Tinignan ko ren isa isa kung sinong mga kahera. Lahat ay puro babae. Lalong nakakahiya sabi ko sa sarili ko. Pero nandito na ako at talagang gusto kong makabili. Umisip ako ng paraan. Ano kaya kung bumili pa ako ng ibang mga bibilhin para naman hindi lang condom ang babayaran ko at sa ganon hindi masyadong halata. Kaya naman bumili ako ng mga gamit sa bahay tulad ng asukal, mga noodles, chippy, at kung anu ano pa. Sakto naman na may 200 pesos ako kaya marami-rami ren ang nabili ko, samantalang condom lang talaga gusto kong bilhen. Humanap na ako ng counter na pipilahan ko. Naghanap ako ng babae na mukhang di naman ako tatanungin. Nakakita naman ako. Medyo mahaba ang pila pero ok na sa huli ako pumila. At sa tuwing me susunod sa akin sa pila ay pinapauna ko muna para sa ganon hindi makita yung binili ko. Ayan na ako na susunod. Inilabas ko na ung mga pinamili ko. Sa paglagay ko biglang dumami ung sumunod sa likod ko. Naku inisip ko iwan na lang kaya sa lalagyan at wag ko na bilhen? Pero sayang naman ung pera ko na inipon ko pa ng isang buwan tapos di ko ren mabibili yung gusto ko. Huli ko na lang nilagay at tinakpan ko pa ng mga noodles. Bahala na sabi ko. Pag tinanong ako sasabihin ko hindi aken yon at baka may nakaiwan lang sa lalagyan ko. Bahala na, sana di na lang ako tanungin. Tagaktak na ung pawis ko habang isa isang pinapunch nung kahera ung mga pinamili ko. At huling huli ngang pinanch yung isang kahon ng condom. Ok na sana nang biglang ayaw basahin ng machine ung barcode ng kahon ng condom. Naku po, halos 1 minute nang pinapaikot ikot ung kahon hindi paren mabasa ung code. Lalong akong pinagpawisan. Nilabas ko cellphone ko kunwari magttxt na lang ako para patay malisya. Nagrereklamo na ung nasa likod ko kung bakit ang tagal daw. Sumigaw na yung kahera at may tinawag pinakukuha ng ibang box ng condom. At isinigaw pa. “TRUST CONDOM!!!”, habang winawagayway pa sa ere. tinginan lahat ng mga tao sa paligid ko. Talagang nakakahiya. Inabot pa ng ilang minuto at hindi pa makita nung inutusan kung saan shelves nakalagay. Sabay tanong pa ng kahera, “Boy, san mo ba to nakuha?” Hindi ako makasagot sa hiya. Buti na lang nakita na nung inutusan narinig kong sinigaw na lang nya “ANONG FLAVOR BA?” Lahat na ng tao nakatingin na sa amen. “CHOCOLATE!!!” sigaw ng kahera. Simula noon ay hindi ko na malimutan yon at natatawa na lang ako pag naalala ko ang karanasan kong yon.

Hi, Baby Bear You’re always lighting up my heart with the things you do and say. I feel so happy just being with you this way. You’re my baby, and will forever be my baby. You will always be the love of my life, and please never give up, always have faith in yourself and you will gain the greatest gift of all, the gift of hope and love you righteously deserve. Every time I think of you my heart misses a beat. You’re my theme for a dream! Every moment we share together we grow closer. I’m simply hanging by a moment, waiting to see you again so you can hold me so tight that all else fades, I thought after you left you would fade away from my mind, but still everyday I wake up dreaming of our time together. I will never forget you. I hope you still think of me too. I love you with all that I am, all that I was and all that I will ever be. Please know that my love and I are inseparable and I would want it no other way and if time could express my love for you then it’s forever and a day, I can’t wait to be with you, see your smile, look in your eyes, feel your sweet touch, hear your perfect words and kiss your perfect lips. The way I feel about you some people call it crazy, some call it insane, but I call it true love. I really love you, Baby Bear.

Hoping and dreaming to receive a lovely letter like this.

The setting: Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion. The finalists: Ms. America, Ms. Spain, Ms. Britain, Ms. Iran, Ms. India and Ms. Philippines. Question: Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country? Ms. America: Well, I would say that, male organs in America are like gentlemen. Question: Why do you say that? Ms. America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman. (Applause) Question: Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country? Ms. Spain: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight. Question: Why do you say that? MS. SPAIN: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. (Applause) Question: Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country? Ms. Britain: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors. Question: Why do you say that? Ms Britain: Because it cries after every performance. (Applause) Question: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country? Ms. Iran: Well. I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. Question: And why do you say that? Ms. Iran: Because they always enter through the back door. (Applause) Question: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country? Ms. India: Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a laborer. Question: Why do you say that? Ms. India: Because it works day & night. (Applause) Question: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country? Ms. Philippines: Ahh… well, opcors, hihihi… I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis! Question: Chismis? Ms. Philippines: Ayy! Sorry… it’s ano, ahh kuwan… it means GOSSIP in our language. Question: Hmm… interesting comparison. And why do you say that? Ms. Philippines: Ayy… dyahe! Hihihi! Kasi… I mean… Because…it passes from mouth to mouth. (STANDING OVATION!)

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist. Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute. Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words: “What chair?”

Being blessed by having an internet connection in everyday of my life, I found myself hooked in the web. And now for me, the necessities of life not only include food, clothing, and shelter, but also cyberspace categorized under technology. Social networking web sites like Friendster and many others like them put and keep people in contact for their enjoyment.

Drastically I want to see how it will affect my life if I will not going to log in to my account in Friendster for a couple of days. I feel like I’m inside a locked room, trapped with my eyes and mouth completely shut. No communications to my friends especially to my loved ones. Maybe it will take only five days for me and I cannot hold my breath for more. It is a hell like starving to messages send by my friends, maybe there is a testimonial for me waiting to accept, how about my blog or a new friend request who wants to be a part of my life. All of these are running inside my head while I’m keeping my mouse pointers and hands to type away from browsing that site. I need to put an exclamation point to end this self-inflicted violence before other misunderstands it and ask me if I have an attention seeking behavior. Now I need to open my Friendster account to post this article into my blog -a good and nice excuse.